Best Saturday Article yet!

Thank Caity Weaver over at Gawker. We have declared it to be the new "Butterscotch Stallion" (Owen Wilson) or "Hipster Labradoodle With Bangs (Zooey).

I wish she would just cash her game in and go to an honest to goodness rehab facility. No massages, no catered dinners, no pool time.

Just deleted a rant about the definition of gossip column, entertainment website, something called "Dirt Bag", people dragging their 4 year old's life onto Twitter for attention...yadda, yadda yadda...