KellyWelly
KellyWelly
KellyWelly

Best Saturday Article yet!

Thank Caity Weaver over at Gawker. We have declared it to be the new "Butterscotch Stallion" (Owen Wilson) or "Hipster Labradoodle With Bangs (Zooey).

I wish she would just cash her game in and go to an honest to goodness rehab facility. No massages, no catered dinners, no pool time.

Just deleted a rant about the definition of gossip column, entertainment website, something called "Dirt Bag", people dragging their 4 year old's life onto Twitter for attention...yadda, yadda yadda...