I didn't want to star this, but you are really twisting my arm.

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

I’m all for respecting other countries and cultures, but “respect their culture” is a poor fucking argument for “respect laws and customs that treat individuals who represent more than half of the people on earth as if they are lesser.”

If someone wants to watch soccer, let them watch—and if your testicles are…

I like how those black people protest during business hours, if they instead got jobs and got their shit together they wouldn't have time to protest

The hypocrisy of all of this is the fact Colin took a buyout, didnt tell us the specifics, and there was NO public backlash. Now we are complaining about Jayz trying to influence from the inside? Colin didnt care to fight for anything until he had a temper tantrum about not being played. All of a sudden he cares about…

This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.

Jokes aside, as a lifelong Steeler fan who rarely misses a game, I firmly believe that this hit is the direct cause of AB going from ‘entertaining and fun’ to ‘insane lunatic’. He was never the same guy after this game/hit. Take it for what you will.

To be fair, it’s only 50/50 they’re racists. Could just be Arsenal fans.

That’s a bit of an oversimplification I think, as this comment is based on a photo.

Well, he supports Erdogan, so fuck him.

Because maybe those of us with careers, wives, mortgages, children, etc. would still like to have fun playing a video game every once and a while, without having to commit to an extensive training regiment.

“but dads have become a culturally acceptable target for gentle mockery and loving parody”

He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam 

What’s hypocritical about this? He can be for lower taxes, which is why he supports Trump, while also being for equality via his private charity. He doesn’t HAVE to be for equality via the gov’t mechanism....there’s more than one option.

At first I thought Hmm, maybe NFL athletes just have very fucked up feet, but then yesterday I heard it from former Eagles linebacker and special teamer Ike Reese on WIP that no, he has never seen feet quite that fucked up.

That man will never be able to enter a black barbershop again.

Eastbound and Down is one of my favorite shows of all time. I know Danny McBride doesn’t have the greatest range as an actor, but in Kenny Powers he created a stupid, arrogant, regressive asshole, but injected him with enough pathos and vulnerability that you rooted for him, anyway.

The credit for his persona should really go to the guy who invented it:

So, what about the far left wing of the democratic party that radicalized the Dayton shooter?  He aligned with many of the commenters you see here on a regular basis.  I guess we’re not going to talk about him here at Splinter for those reasons.  

Replace “republicans” with “politicians”. We the sheeple of America get the leaders we deserve. People aren’t shooting people because guns are suddenly more available. It’s because hate is stoked on every side. Being a peacemaker is seen as weak and until we glorify peacemaking and collaboration over divisive thinking…