The phrase, “Facebook’s imaginary metaverse” is going to look pretty funny in 20 years when everyone incorporates digital assets in their every day life 

America is a vast, self reinforcing culture of malignant lunacy.

The phrase “white trash” is thrown out a lot. Is it racist to use the term “black trash”? Asking for a friend.

This is just a dumb take. Private jets only emit what amounts to a rounding error’s worth or greenhouse gasses each year. Like less than .1%. Sure, it’s a BIG NUMBER, but the total is actually a MUCH BIGGER NUMBER. 

Considering that total global greenhouse gas emissions* are 50 BILLION tons, this is less than .1%. That’s damn near a rounding error.

For us unwashed masses, the actual travel time when travelling for business is unpaid personal time. Sometimes we can expense the coach ticket and the Motel 6 bill, which is nice.

My partner and I saw his new set last week and it was pretty great. Maybe a minute on his new relationship (self-deprecating at that), but as you can probably predict a good 80% of his new stuff is about his intervention and rehab stint.

Matching IDs to vaccination cards would just slow down entry and not do much to increase security/compliance. Since the cards are simple black-and-white templates with handwritten details scribbled in, the sort of person who’d borrow a buddy’s vax card is the same person who would print his own fake vax card to use…

Good for them. I absolutely support the vaccines, and I have all mine. But putting a chemical inside a person’s body is a whole intrusion level up from wearing a face-mask, which cannot affect your cells or in other ways alter your body. Coachella is not a hospital, a nursing home, or the military. Vaccinated people…

If only people watched the whole thing instead of snippets and listen to the commentary on what they are supposed to think.

Just stay away from the shoe polish and you should be fine, Mr. Trudeau!

So 6 years ago we think he:

SoCal resident here. They are fucked. Completely FUCKED. LAPD takes street racing very seriously and they’ll probably end up with 20+ years behind bars. More than likely, they’re trying to determine who was actually driving at the time of the accident so that each person receives the correct charges. Passengers will…

“Man whose parents have amassed just enough to retire at 65 without reducing middle class standard of living crushes their dreams in one fell swoop.”

Oh yeah, it’s their defining trait in the wild. It’s why they are typically seen as dangerous. They will mutilate you.

They have video! Here’s an adult male chimp who suddenly found himself isolated from his community during the 52 minute incident. However, his actual ice time was probably much less:

As these are two of our closest remaining evolutionary ancestors, it also portends some very unpleasant days ahead for humanity. If they’re already stressed enough to start killing one another, after decades of relatively peaceful coexistence, what hope do we have 20 years or so when the world’s principle food…

It’s easy to be socially liberal and fiscally conservative, which IS a fairly common trait among the Silicon Valley set. The telling sign is how well they’re willing to let social values supersede fiscal ones.

Cash isn’t backed by gold and silver. It’s backed by the faith of everyone who uses it that the U.S. government will pay its debts. That’s a lot more than cryptocurrency can say, but a lot less tangible than most people realize. That’s why “it’s not real money” has always been a weak anti-crypto argument.

Federal reserve notes are not real money either. Check the constitution and your state constitution and you will see that only gold and silver are real money.