Speaking of “rematches” with Thanos, here is one of my main beefs with Endgame. In Infinity War, there is that fight scene where Thanos has four of the Infinity Stones, and even so a group of heroes gives him a serious run for his money, nearly to the point of almost defeating him. To be fair this includes serious…

They might be crying, “Wa wa,” at the outcome, though.

Gritty's going to The Show?

I disagree. That lawsuit jawn mad decent.

You have to do it if you’re the Mets.

I think I’m speaking for all Philadelphians when I say the team’s lawsuit doesn’t hold wudder.

Throwback to the days when threat of broken limbs or worse was enough of a deterrent to reneging on handshake deals.

Look at fuckin Brad Pitt over here pulling fours...

It’ll be very interesting to see how the USMNT manages to completely squander his entire prime...

“I’d hate to see what happens if he’s ever getting booed and losing 6-1 in a game that matters.”

I think most of us here would acknowledge that while sports divisions are binary, gender is not. That requires a very difficult reconciliation.

Lauren, you are leaving out vital details in your reporting. This rule only applies to intersex women, not broadly to women with high testosterone. You elide the fact that Semenya (and Niyonsaba and Wambui) are intersex women, with XY chromosomes and internal testes that give them levels of functional testosterone…

This continues to be one of the worst, most naive takes on Deadspin. Sometimes, you can’t operate on what you wish was true and you have to operate on what *is* true.

In regards to your Phelps example, let’s say swimming had two divisions; one for people with short arms and one for people with long arms. Phelps and his freakishly long arms qualify for the long arm division. Do you think it would be fair for him to compete in the short arm division?

The only option left is for it to be litigated in the Deadspin comments section

“conservative and uncreative”

For those who are curious, I counted and he says “You know what I’m saying” 59 times in the video.

Oh yes.

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

The hunger-ravaged, wandering spirit of Christopher McCandles haunts the wilds where he perished. He spares the traveler who offers up portions of his granola. He kills the ones that don’t have the kind with M&Ms.