If the DoorDash drivers know the breakdown going in, who cares how the app works? No one is a slave to DoorDash and working for them is a choice. Most people don’t inquire if tips are pooled at a restaurant nor do they care. How is this different? If enough people refuse to work for DoorDash then their service won’t…

Kolašinac maniacally (some might say recklessly) charging into danger while Özil flees is everything about Arsenal, tied up into a failed carjacking/robbery.

The only thing that would’ve been more Arsenally would have been if Mustafi showed up late and inexplicably ran into the robbers, knocking them over in front of…

That’s not gonna happen

They’re clearly going the “drones vs. human pilots” angle.

I bet somehow all the new-fangled Raptors and whatnot are destroyed on the base during a surprise attack. The only surviving planes are in a museum, which Maverick fuels up for the ultimate “get off my lawn” revenge plot in a vintage TomCat.... Danger Zone will be playing on full, and every middle-aged dude in the…

Because shut up, Kyle.

Yup, we now know the consequences of protesting against the military...I mean police brutality or was it the flag?

Unpopular opinion: The league chose not to punish someone for a SPECULATED incident because there wasn’t enough evidence?

To paraphrase: You need to be terrified of #MeToo, bitch.

I guess Jacoby Ellsbury and Joba Chamberlain aren’t coming to any Yankee alumni events this season.

It’s weird how Caillou grew up to become Brett Gardner.

It’s all Trump’s fault!

While what you’re saying is true, I can’t help but feel you are underestimating the likelihood people would rather invest in something that makes your dick big rather than how to treat cuts more efficiently.

I am 71% sure the majority of the researchers working on that technology would in fact be men and I am 100% sure that the first thing they would apply said technology to would in fact be their penises.

Lol . . . this fool thinks we would use something that could make our dicks bigger for something other than actually making our dicks bigger. How adorably naive.

I say this as your friend. Nobody likes Penis Truthers. Let us dream.

I suspect another visit to the “spa” is in order.

I’m not a James Bond expert (saw only 3 of them) but didn’t they just ruined the reveal scene? The announcement had ruined it to a point but to describe the introduction? He described the scene completely. Now that people are so mad about spoilers, it seems too much to go that far.

Are you saying in some way those aren’t actually good things that typically portend a decent life, or that he is even more of an interminable asshole because he has all these advantages and still is who he is? Because the first one is a idiotic shitlicking edgelord take and the second is spot-on.

followup video: Here’s the name and face of every slave FIFA has worked to death building it’s stadiums in Qatar.