*sadly, silently talks dirty to self*

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

I’m pretty sure a third-place, South American, soccer match is the last place the president will show up.

bruh... Danny Green will start ahead of KCP

As a Sonics fan, watching Russ all alone and sad this year is gonna be great. 

Nonsense. Only one person can be credited with pulling the strings in this Keyser Söze-esque conspiracy to make the Clippers relevant. Take a bow, Miss Something-Somebody, take a bow...

I just want everyone to pause a moment to appreciate that the true architect of this deal is not Leonard but TMZ. Does anyone believe Donald Sterling could have pulled this off, or would even have bothered?

Russ for Kyle Lowry and another couple firsts. Let’s keep this going baby! No hangovers!

Oh man, Russ is going to be salty about this

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Not sure anything is ever found alive in the LA river. 

From the hullabaloo in the English press, it’s apparently akin to leaping over the net and nutting your opponent.

I suppose the big difference between the examples you stated is that disabilities and stuttering are not voluntary actions. Being overweight is a choice people make. Like me, some people slowly begin to tack on the pounds after a relatively skinny childhood, but it doesn’t happen overnight. Obesity takes day after day…

Low-life abusive scumbag athletes and the women who love them (millions).

“...because his girlfriend and alleged victim decided she did not want to be poor and dropped the charges.”

Sometimes, I can’t believe just how sad and disappointing many of our sports “heroes” have become and how low they have sunk.

I posit that participating in a fighting game tournament and “behaving in an adult manner” [sic] are pretty mutually exclusive.

He’s with the Angels, now still.