He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam 

What’s hypocritical about this? He can be for lower taxes, which is why he supports Trump, while also being for equality via his private charity. He doesn’t HAVE to be for equality via the gov’t mechanism....there’s more than one option.

At first I thought Hmm, maybe NFL athletes just have very fucked up feet, but then yesterday I heard it from former Eagles linebacker and special teamer Ike Reese on WIP that no, he has never seen feet quite that fucked up.

That man will never be able to enter a black barbershop again.

Eastbound and Down is one of my favorite shows of all time. I know Danny McBride doesn’t have the greatest range as an actor, but in Kenny Powers he created a stupid, arrogant, regressive asshole, but injected him with enough pathos and vulnerability that you rooted for him, anyway.

The credit for his persona should really go to the guy who invented it:

So, what about the far left wing of the democratic party that radicalized the Dayton shooter?  He aligned with many of the commenters you see here on a regular basis.  I guess we’re not going to talk about him here at Splinter for those reasons.  

Replace “republicans” with “politicians”. We the sheeple of America get the leaders we deserve. People aren’t shooting people because guns are suddenly more available. It’s because hate is stoked on every side. Being a peacemaker is seen as weak and until we glorify peacemaking and collaboration over divisive thinking…

They might be crying, “Wa wa,” at the outcome, though.

Gritty's going to The Show?

I disagree. That lawsuit jawn mad decent.

You have to do it if you’re the Mets.

I think I’m speaking for all Philadelphians when I say the team’s lawsuit doesn’t hold wudder.

Throwback to the days when threat of broken limbs or worse was enough of a deterrent to reneging on handshake deals.

Look at fuckin Brad Pitt over here pulling fours...

It’ll be very interesting to see how the USMNT manages to completely squander his entire prime...

“I’d hate to see what happens if he’s ever getting booed and losing 6-1 in a game that matters.”

I think most of us here would acknowledge that while sports divisions are binary, gender is not. That requires a very difficult reconciliation.

Lauren, you are leaving out vital details in your reporting. This rule only applies to intersex women, not broadly to women with high testosterone. You elide the fact that Semenya (and Niyonsaba and Wambui) are intersex women, with XY chromosomes and internal testes that give them levels of functional testosterone…

This continues to be one of the worst, most naive takes on Deadspin. Sometimes, you can’t operate on what you wish was true and you have to operate on what *is* true.