“conservative and uncreative”

For those who are curious, I counted and he says “You know what I’m saying” 59 times in the video.

Oh yes.

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

The hunger-ravaged, wandering spirit of Christopher McCandles haunts the wilds where he perished. He spares the traveler who offers up portions of his granola. He kills the ones that don’t have the kind with M&Ms.

Crossing a surging river around midnight. What could go wrong?

Hal Holbrook was the real MVP. 

That bus is a sad monument to a sad story.

Kolašinac maniacally (some might say recklessly) charging into danger while Özil flees is everything about Arsenal, tied up into a failed carjacking/robbery.

The only thing that would’ve been more Arsenally would have been if Mustafi showed up late and inexplicably ran into the robbers, knocking them over in front of…

That’s not gonna happen

They’re clearly going the “drones vs. human pilots” angle.

I bet somehow all the new-fangled Raptors and whatnot are destroyed on the base during a surprise attack. The only surviving planes are in a museum, which Maverick fuels up for the ultimate “get off my lawn” revenge plot in a vintage TomCat.... Danger Zone will be playing on full, and every middle-aged dude in the…

Because shut up, Kyle.

Yup, we now know the consequences of protesting against the military...I mean police brutality or was it the flag?

Unpopular opinion: The league chose not to punish someone for a SPECULATED incident because there wasn’t enough evidence?

To paraphrase: You need to be terrified of #MeToo, bitch.

I guess Jacoby Ellsbury and Joba Chamberlain aren’t coming to any Yankee alumni events this season.

It’s weird how Caillou grew up to become Brett Gardner.

Are you saying in some way those aren’t actually good things that typically portend a decent life, or that he is even more of an interminable asshole because he has all these advantages and still is who he is? Because the first one is a idiotic shitlicking edgelord take and the second is spot-on.

followup video: Here’s the name and face of every slave FIFA has worked to death building it’s stadiums in Qatar.