Oh sure, but when I drop 37 at my job, I'm "a danger" and "not fit to deliver babies."

That escalated quickly

Oh and! These are snacks. Next year we'll do hot/more substantial foodstuffs like Pizza Rolls. Don't think I haven't noticed the Pizza Rolls people yelling down thar in the grays.

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

What non-Deadspin Gawker Media writer knows the most about sports?

Lauer: Did they come up with the wording?

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

"Hmmm... something smells fishy here."

So just telepathically convince Matt Stafford to slightly underthrow the ball?

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

It's the league's prerogative under cross-flexing.

Barnwell's picture is an absoloute masterpiece.

Yeah, I think that's the betting favorite right now, ahead of he's being petulant and they just decided to have Barnwell do it from now on. We'll see!

"Psh. Here comes Nolan, just completely wasting a perfectly good opportunity to enjoy a six-pack."

The Shot Heard 'Round The Small Group Of People Who Can Find Fox Sports 1 On Their TVs

Serious question: Is anyone else getting the feeling that ESPN is starting to be of the opinion "given the money we pay the NFL, we're not the monkey who dances when we're told to — you are, Roger and company"? They've been awfully aggressive with this story....

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

We are not yet satisfied with the league's handling of behaviors that so clearly go against our own company culture and moral code.

Joke's on you, BYU doesn't even know the Hail Mary.