There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

Love is truly dead. *sniffle* At least we’ll always have the memory of their engagement.

I'm very proud of my city.

You forgot “Dr. Nick’s ‘Hi ABV-Bodee!’”

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

So we can call this one Benghazi, right!?

Oh... we can’t?

“A native New Englander”

SIMMONS: Pack up your bags. We’re starting our own sports website.

“Hey everyone! What’s the deal with these apples and oranges, huh?”

“many of whom are young and haven’t worked under anyone else.”

I still haven't heard back from him.

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

I don't know who that color commentator is, but I want to hear him doing every sport on earth! Hockey! Baseball! Wing-eating contests! Curling! Darts! Spelling bees!

Wrong locale, J.J..

I see these things in dentist's offices all the time.

"I wouldn't pay that much for a dick pic"

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

Dennis III busts out that lollipop grin and Shaq looks like he's pissed, but realizes he doesn't have to go to the free throw line.