Only three real questions.

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Any chance you could put the UAlbany student radio Call from WCDB Albany of that sequence in here? Provides a different perspective of what happened and the call is a little more vocal. Here's the link: https://archive.org/details/UAlban…

Going at a slight diagonal should allow you to shorten the grain a bit in the individual slices. In any case don't sweat it too hard; even if you go with the grain, the steak still won't be nearly as tough as a flank.

And still others are angered by the fact that Sam has been the victim of an apparent double standard, wherein high-profile draftees like Johnny Manziel—white, rich, and straight—are celebrated for racking up endorsements and Instagramming themselves holding fistfuls of cash while Sam, who grew up in extreme poverty…

I'm convinced that Manziel would have taken over the starter's job in his second season, sparking a nuclear war on First Take, and then immediately reinstated the cocaine-era Cowboys, leading them to a Super Bowl victory before dying of an overdose.

Where the fuck does this guy live if he's watching an Oregon night game in broad daylight.

Windows Key and one of the arrow buttons. I use this pretty frequently to re-organize windows I'm using and snap windows to one side of a screen. This is especially handy if you use more than one monitor because you can't snap a window to the side of the screen where the other monitor continues unless you use the…

My favorite stat so far:

Tonight's game featured the ultra-rare fair catch free kick. It didn't go so well for Human Phil Dawson!

It's not quite like rooting for the crotch on AFHV, because if that show has taught me anything, it's that the crotch usually gets hits.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Sounds like the two of you had quite the run-on.

Simmons has diarrhead about 4 fucktillion words about how he and his Dad agreed that Rivers was a shitty coach. I'm not going to mine through his 90210 references to find them, but he CANNOT DENY that he wrote them. If Simmons's skin was any thinner he'd be translucent.

The Theme of Paula Deen's Game 7 Party Was, Predictably, Bananas

It's still not okay to bring a glove to the game if you're older than twelve. Be a real man and catch it bare handed, or at least shove the girlfriend out of the way.