1. What the fuck? A young adult is someone over 18.

2. No, my attitude toward sex is not "the same as" some weird strawman you arbitrarily thought up for the sake of argument. I love sex. In fact, I fucked both your parents last night. And all your grandparents earlier in the afternoon.

Yes. Me thinking that it's crazy that someone would want kids to be taught about lubing up for anal sex in schools is because I don't like sex. That's exactly the reason. Keep piling on, you fucking idiot.

It's funny that you would accuse me of not reading what you said. Read my first point again, and read your response to it again.

Also, what the fuck are sharp knees? I don't share your tangled-wire mess of neuroses and insecurities, and I just don't get the reference, so you'll have to explain that one for me.

Look at her. I'm talking about in the sense Archibald_Perkins is saying "a hot woman." That implies some kind of classically objective dripping sexuality hot chick status that should be readily apparent to most anyone who looks at her. That is the sense Archibald_Perkins was clearly using the term, if you read the…

This may be obvious to some people, but I found this information really titillating and revelatory. Thanks for sharing.

Oh, god. This was brutal. In a cathartic a tragic and kind of beautiful way. But, Jesus. Good on you for being able to share. It's a great story for having all the premise elements of a romcom and yet having an outcome and epilogue that are unmistakeably Real Life.

Do you by chance mean his aesthetic was so provincial?

Great generalization, but let's review two facts:

1. We don't know the gender or sexual orientation of the letter-writer, and there's nothing in the letter that allows a conclusion drawn from anything but prejudice. So we can't reasonably infer that arousal is even possible in this case, let alone the motive.

2. Look at…

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Nicely spotted!

Gross. Don't do the repeated [sic]-shaming thing. If it needs to be said that many times, you just specify at the beginning that you're reproducing as-is with errors. You don't show the world what a linguistic incompetent the original writer is and what an obnoxious pedant who distracts from discussion of substance by…

I love sex, and I love experimentation, and I love kink. I think kids should learn about pregnancies and STD's and how to prevent them while enjoying themselves.

I hear these stories all the time and I really don't get it. Who are you people that don't close the door with your dogs and cats outside the room when you bone? Why would you do this?

Actually people should just be turned on by whatever they're turned on by and all leave each other alone about it. No one has to squirt (or do anal or swallow or whatever), but no one is required to not prefer squirters (etc).

I'm not into it myself and I don't have any of these "The woman has to do this thing,"…

As much I hate to correct someone who's proclaiming something with this much confidence, it is most often a piss/vaginal lubricant mix, and for some people it happens involuntarily on a regular basis, sometimes with every orgasm they have. In porn it started with performers like that, and when it became popular, that…

That is a fucking crazy response to this story. Some idiot once used handsoap to try to have anal sex with his girlfriend, so the state should teach kids how to buttfuck properly? Talk to your own goddamned kids about how to buttfuck properly, you psycho.

It actually sounds like total lack of self-awareness to me.

Laughed harder at this than at anything else in months. Thanks for sharing.

It makes a difference?