What if they don’t have a dick?

Can she pull off a sweat-soaked ribbon-trapeze performance without lip-synching? Perhaps we’ll see.

Santa had it coming

Oh sure, just like Maggie Gyllenhaal didn’t know that she stole her scarf!

The Philly Premier.

Cool, you doing a remake?

That’s why I turned down fame when it was offered to me.

Nah, man. If you’re a celebrity with a massive, extremely online, quasi unhinged fanbase, you need to be just as extremely online/quasi unhinged. It’s science, or something.

I watched the whole thing (maybe 15 minutes in total) on uTube yesterday... a few seconds before Pugh, a tightly wrapped up t-shirt was thrown onstage as well, it didn’t hit anyone, but Zendaya picked it up, signed it, and gave it back. The only difference was this didn’t actually hit her, so that a few seconds later…

Are we sure the thrower wasn’t Olivia Wilde?

I don’t care, I’m still giving away free D-cell batteries to the first one hundred attendees at my new film premiere!

And Olivia Wilde immolated her directorial and acting career in one fell swoop. It wasn’t even a close fight.

Or send word to keep the Mahomes’ away from her which would open her up to being called a diva and cause a rift between the team’s biggest stars making her the Yoko Ono of NFL. It’s a real lose-lose for her. 

Nobody looked on “in horror,” and Pugh didn’t look too put out by it. Throwing things at people isn’t nice. My complaint is with the wording from the author. 

People think every performance is now “interactive”.

Taking this opportunity to mention that the Chiefs lost that game, so (a) go Pack, and (b) she is no longer a good luck charm and is free to break it off.

I get the criticism, but what is she to do?

Even Hall and Oates are warring in Biden’s America. SMDH.

Does the restraining order state that here he comes, we should watch out boys, as he’ll chew you up, because he’s a maneater?