So edgy! So brave! 

Every time I read a headline like this, my first thought is always, “What did the paparazzi do?”

“working class photographers” my ass

Lol just because they’re working class doesn’t change the fact that paps are literal pieces of shit, human excrement in an industry populated exclusively by pieces of shit. 

It’s cute that you think high level paparazzi are “working class.”

I hope her performance is Venti not Grande. 

It wasn’tt jsut pictures, it its their violent attemtps to get those pictures. Paps got Princess Diana killed.

“well you see, here at G/O, we ignore/minimize these dynamics when they happen to involve people/identities we already like”

Once he “realized” it was the father and not a security guard, he realized his neck REALLY kind of hurt.

An okay list, but missing “Them Belly Full (But We Hungry)“ is atrocious.

Title goes clickety-click.

“why are they forcing us to relentlessly cover this?”

“the two rivals are still fighting. And Beyoncé, through absolutely no fault of her own, is still right in the middle of it.”

Yeah, I was also surprised by their absence.

In response, Qatar reached out to Amber Heard.

One of the best greatest hits albums ever assembled, Legend 

Johnny Depp can do for Saudi Arabia what Dennis Rodman did for North Korea: make it look even stupider

Aren’t there a bunch of stars who get paid to pal around with dictators, but they try to keep it on the down lo?

In what way does “the finger of blame point solely at Gutierrez-Reed?” As the article discusses, Dave Halls already pleaded guilty for his role in the shooting. Baldwin is charged. So that’s at least three people who the “finger of blame” has pointed to.

The Story so far eh? Guess the Red War never happened or a bunch of stuff on Mercury and Mars. I’ve had friends start playing later and their totally lost during a bunch of the game because Bungie didn’t fill in the lore gaps that expect you to have been there.