I streamed Watson and Fuller this week and had a great come from behind win and hey where are you going, I was going to show you pictures of my kid!

Jeez those people of Puerto Rico are sure ungrateful. Trump randomly tossed out 5 or 6 rolls of paper towels for Godsakes. What the fuck more do they want?

Somewhere, Scott Proctor wrapped his arm in ice last night after throwing 105 pitches in the game that took place in Joe Torre’s head.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

So who was the guy that used 11 that made it Okay to say that everybody’s just using ten?

I uh..... I have no comment. No excuse. Just a poor play on my part. I accept full responsibility for missing the most obvious pun on Deadspin Sunday. FUCK.

Ooof... What the hell was I thinking? How could I miss this?! Jesus. Sorry. Sorry. I’m the goose.

I’d be Leon if I said I knew.

More likely they’ll need to put tarps on the unused stadium sections.

Wouldn’t you get Jean-Claude Van Damme?

...the Ravens partnered with consumer genetic testing company Orig3n to give away free DNA test kits to 55,000 fans as they entered the stadium....

Okay, but will these tests tell us whether or not Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback?

That’s childish and below the belt.

What baffles me even more is the white bread and mayonnaise eating motherfuckers that think someone like Bannon and his boy Don really give a fuck about them? I don’t think rich people are really looking out for me, even if they agree with me on some politics. You gotta be a special kinda stupid to believe Bannon…

I agree. It’s impossible to be concerned about more than one thing.

With those shorts, it’s more like Wells Cargo

Let me just assure Chapman that nobody is watching the Oakland Athletics in September.

This is probably not the ideal banner ad for WFAN to be running today

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.