Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Urinetrouble

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Ryan Flaherty ain’t scared.

No way that’s Jeter’s lineup. It’s got the actress with the most range at short.

Trump is not a politician. He’s a failed businessman who aspires to be a demagogue.

I can’t even with the Trump anymore. The GOP should be burned to the ground for foisting this egomaniacal sociopath on us. And anyone morally bankrupt enough to vote for Trumpageddon should be required to wear a yooge Scarlet T.

Of course Trump would steal George Costanza’s idea for the Human Fund, except name it after himself.

I know this looks bad, but you have to remember, Trump is an investor. Maybe he’s holding onto the helmet now so he can donate it later, confident in the fact that a Tim Tebow signed helmet is sure to appreciate in val-

RIP

Maybe your buddies over at Gizmodo know something?