Afraid you're mistaken, Hawk's the exception to the rule. The best home announcers are biased but not to the point that it's overwhelming and petty. What bugs me about "we" and "us" is that when an announcer devotes allegiance to a particular team, we lose correct perspective on the game. It's like putting on beer…

Yankees? Offensive? Not with the lineups they've put out this year.

"For God's sake, keep its hide moist until we can get the helicopter here!"

It's actually butter sauce. It's on Andy Reid's backstage rider.

Good thing they threw some liquid on that manatee.

Cincinnati TigerShrimp.

First thought. Go Bungles.

No, its the Cincinnati CuttleCats.

You've got it all wrong—Luck is the guy who throws, other players have to catch.

Alfred Hitchcock: The new face of the Cleveland Browns.

How about when a starter doesn't go five innings, leaves with a lead, and the official scorer must pick which reliever to give it to? This happens many times a year.

Jake Roberts: This is a snake draft right?

It's like, how much more blue could this be? and the answer is none. None more blue.

Well I mean it's not like this wasn't predictable: http://bbref.com/pi/shareit/HxQ…

Rex isn't gonna let the stress get to him...