Keebl3r
Keebl3r
Keebl3r

Except for people who died prematurely or whose numbers were retired league wide, surely this must be the shortest tenure of any player for a team to retire his number.

Maybe you’d be able to wear it as an undershirt with a snap off top.

I’m on the fence. I wouldn’t want to go at all, but I’d love the opportunity for a photo op of me wearing an IMPEACH shirt while flipping him off at the moment he expects a handshake.

Correct. The entire Falcon shape was designed to be an F. Otherwise, it would have been a very different pose.

My favorite Mets’ing had to be K-Rod’s reaction to Luis Castillo dropping a pop up to lose a game, then trying to attack Brian Bruney for calling out his mound antics, then a year later punching his father in law to break his thumb and end his season.

No review yet for Hot Chip’s A Bath Full of Ecstasy, and no inclusion here. This makes me sad.

but Norfolk’s right fielder forgets how many outs there are....”

“I’m not ashamed to say I’m mentally ill,” Lehner said, “but that doesn’t mean mentally weak.”

I know this is GIF gold, but why do baseball teams insist on having nonathletic, uncoordinated people keep trying to do a baseball thing?

Children? Who in their right mind would procreate with this swamp monster?

The ego and entitlement of Boston sports fans is unbelievable. All the more reason your city doesn’t deserve a championship. You will get sympathy from NO ONE.

BAH GAWD! That’s Steve Austin’s music!

Steve Blass throwing shit out there haphazardly without any idea where he’s going is completely on brand.

I prefer "poo poo choo choo".

The entire strength and conditioning staff needs to go. I think we’ve passed the point of “bad luck” and entered into the realm of “definite trend of some kind”.

I completely support giving Puerto Ricans the same considerations and treatment as Americans in any one of the contiguous 50 states, but I think it would technically be inaccurate to say that Puerto Rico “is part of the US”. Per Wikipedia:

ANNNND your true colors just showed.

$100 bucks says he complains on Twitter within 24 hours about how reporters aren’t focusing on baseball and how they should avoid prying into his personal life.

A Trump supporter with thin skin and a penchant for not shutting the fuck up on Twitter. What a surprise!