Chad Qualls? More like... Chad FALLS! Amirite?

Who'da thunk that a middling Mets outfielder with the first name "Butch" would forever be linked with Phillips!

Jesus H. Christ, this is stupid. There's a billion things they could have called "Flortheast" that would have made more sense:

The mere mention of Randy Johnson's name still sends Kruk into a panic.

BEST DRUG/ALCOHOL RELATED ARREST (Chris Perez or Alameda Ta'amu, for sure)

Pacific, Central, Atlantic, and Coastal. Technically, the Atlantic teams are close to the coast, but some generic term indicating the "Flortheast" teams are close to the coasts would be preferrable to something inaccurate like Southeast or Northeast.

This guy has been doing this for years, actually. He's a regular at the arena.

Because "We Will Perspire" was a little too obvious for professional athletes to wear...

1/33 with RISP in his postseason career? That Swisher salute will soon be a farewell salute.

That's definitely not Amsinger. Sounds like one of the bone-head analysts.

C'mon now, that's definitely Charlie Weis.