ALL BODILY FLUIDS MUST BE REPRESENTED WITH DYED-BLUE WATER, EVERYTHING ELSE IS VULGAR, SO SAYETH THE GOD OF ADVERTISEMENT.

Using breasts for what they are actually designed for?! HERESY!

Right, could we please get rid of those Mucinex ads with all the talking boogers? Ain’t nobody needs to see that. Period Egg Lady, though! Now she’s selling something useful.

Boner treatments seem excretory too...

Uhm...Well...how dare a woman remind him that breasts are for more than giving him a boner! And she did it at a SPORTS game? What was she even doing there? Sports are for MEN. /s

THINX are THE BEST and the MTA is the worst so maybe I’ll just bleed all over the L train next time and then they can explain that to the public.

I would be a bad teacher and get fired because I would have said, “He’s sad because he penis doesn’t work right.”

But would they ban toilet paper ads? What’s being advertised is the product to handle excretions, without depictions of the fluids themselves. If they ban this then I guess they can’t allow toilet paper, nose tissues, mucinex etc...

I kind of get it with the grapefruit (that is one startlingly fuckable grapefruit), but at the same time, if you can advertise a Georgia O’Keeffe exhibition on the subway, and you can...

Just throw in a lime or something. The MTA really wants people to get their vitamin C or DD.

These are the “inappropriate” grapefruit and egg images.

The hypocrisy is utterly sickening. Just like the right wing Christian Taliban congress going after health insurance coverage for women’s birth control, but boner drugs are just fine and dandy with Jeebus. Even the Catholic Church which opposes birth control is perfectly fine with boner pills (cause we all know those…

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Right? I heard someone complain about a woman breastfeeding at an NFL game. Yet was a-ok with what all the skin that the cheerleaders were showing.

This ad is everything I never knew was missing from my life.

Well, everyone knows female bodies in the public space serve as objects for straight male sexual consumption. Non-sexual functions remind the patriarchy that women are humans and we can’t be having that.

When I lived in NYC, there were TONS of ads that said “Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?” over a pic of a sad looking dude and dissatisfied half-naked woman. I’m glad those were fine for the standards board, especially when I took my students on a field trip and someone asked what those words meant. Luckily a…

Speaking of weird ads about bodily functions; I just saw this commercial...at least I think I did. It could have been an acid trip. But then I don’t do drugs. But it tops anything Thinx can throw out.

You shouldn’t admit you didn’t read the article while commenting on the article.

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