I don’t understand people who count other people’s alcohol intake. It just boggles my mind. Usually is the same person who also comments when someone is not drinking, like why the f. Do you care?

For me, drink 4 is magical. Elvis usually appears and gives me predictions for the future. At drink 5 or 6, I can talk back and he reacts. At drink 7 or 8, I *become* Elvis.

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

Turn Down For What!

A friend who was having anxiety issues more so than alcohol issues was drinking a lot to deal. Her therapist and she decided to use the two drink rule, so she could participate in the hang out, but have a limit. One drink will always lead to two, but two drinks simply doesn’t have to lead to three.

The more you have the more you lose that self control and you end up with a voice inside your head that says “ I’m good. I can totally have more!”

because a lot of people need a defined rule

Thats why I always brought 40's of OE to the party.

I feel you. BUT what I also dislike MORE, as I get older and older, is the way my body reacts to drinks 3 and 4 the next day, as if I have chugged a bottle of rat poison.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

Same here. My tolerance is pretty high. Drinks 1 and 2 only prime me for the mild buzz Drink 3 provides, and Drink 4 ends the night with a wonderful buzz-but-not-drunk feeling.

Twilight Sparkle only became an Alicorn recently. She was a unicorn before she became a princess. Jeez, know your pony lore!

If/when Trump crashes and burns, I really hope he realizes how much this is completely his own fault, instead of trying to blame Clinton, the media, and the GOP.

Melania Trump is actually infinitely many monkeys typing on keyboards and connected to a voice synthesizer.

“ I regret that I know more about My Little Pony than I do about the Kardashians or Taylor Swift.”

Nothing is original, everything has been said before, whatever you think has been thought by someone, you are someone else’s thoughts.......there is NO plagiarism!!!!!

Repubs gettin’ existential on yo’ ass!!!

Thoreau/Trump 20__ !!!!

Twightlight Sparkle is an Alicorn. I regret that I know more about My Little Pony than I do about the Kardashians or Taylor Swift.

It means, at the very least, there are Bronies in the RNC and/or Trump campaign.

So can we all agree that he must be a Brony, based on the fact that he has that pony’s quotes so readily available?

So Michelle Obama went into the future to plagiarize a talking horse? I mean, she seems very capable so I wouldn’t say it’s beyond her abilities, but it doesn’t sound like the FLOTUS I know.