Not even half as much as your comment does. So they don't have anything you like to play, doesn't mean the games they are offering suck.

I actually love the name. It doesn't make any sense apparently, but it just sounds good.

This is interesting because it proves Square Enix knows how to preserve classic Final Fantasy UI and sprites yet chooses not to for its iOS\android releases. SMH.

God, they even nailed the sound effects. This is perfect. I wish Square still made games like this, even just as a side thing in addition to their big $100 million projects.

Why DOES Mario say Mexico?

Comedy gold.

It says volumes about me that I thought those were testicles.

the first thing that came to mind...

"I know just how you feel..."

obligatory

Tomb Raider: Uncharted Edition!

The PC version only comes in third because the definitive version wasn't released for the PC. Which it easily could have and taken the top spot.

Hilarious?..no

I lasted three minutes, and smiled at the "to the stars" gesture. Maybe I missed something.

Most of those kids are so young they can barely form coherent thoughts.

I'm more worried about all these 7 y-old playing M rated games...

Such aggression for a simple name drop~ Is everything alright? I am here to listen~