This is...I just...I can't.

This woman DOES look like this man.

My mom likes to call her rendition, "The Watusi",I'm pretty certain this means "do whatever the hell with your arms dance"

Is that little girl dancing? She looks like my mom when she tries to dance to anything ever...

Holy shit I just almost peed myself because this was so dead on and perfectly hilarious to me.

They are the real lyrics...

I love this. Not your shitty situation, but the fact that no one has decided to be a total dick to you. It makes me have a little more faith in this fucked up world. Everyone is right, this whole not marrying you because of your debt thing sounds like total BS. Also, if you think of him as a spoiled entitled douche,…

Soooo wait....does he really think there are virgins waiting for him in heaven? Because bitch please...fuck.

Oh for fucks sake. People think it is funny because ANY-FUCKING-BODY who thinks going to "heaven" (or whatever the ultimate goal is) would be sweetened by shit tons of fresh tight vag is kind of a fucking douche. Martyr via terror, or martyr via whatever method people choose to martyr themselves by these days, I'm…