“Kaeden, get over here!”

And don’t forget!

Watching Hot Fuzz for the upteenth time and then it hit me....YARP!

Is this the geopolitical nerd version of “the dress”?

This has been said before, but it’s important to note again: he knew how much he was loved and respected. All too often we wax poetic after the person is gone. While that will (rightfully) continue here, he went to his grave fully aware of the support he had, and how much he was loved.

How the fuck does this cunt post when I still get the damned ‘pending approval’ every time I post something legitimate? Fuck this.

They were planning to sign Tebow today, but were unable to get in touch with him.

At the way this is going, we might as well invite Stone Cold Steve Austin to sing the seventh inning stretch.

Let me be the first of many to say just rename yourself the Huskies and be done with it.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Granddad move of the year candidate right there.

Wow, Wayne, you were right, they look totally natural. Where did you say that you had them done again?

Well, he did say he was going back to Cleveland to return to his roots.

I think the Carlos Martinez gif is just perfect here.

I've been playing fantasy football a long time, back when everything was done manually, and everything we learned about the game came from newspapers and television. It's just how I was raised. So when some second-rate website says I can't switch Adrian Peterson, it makes me wonder what good all this "progress" has…

Someone will be along shortly to call you an asshole, and that you'd feel differently if you had whatever Afib is.

Serious question . . . what is the purpose of taking amphetamines as a professional baseball player "in theory?" Increased focus at the plate? More energy for games to get through a long season? Masking agent for other illegal things? Or does it have nothing to do with baseball, and these guys just like to party hard?…

"Any time you are young and you are watching guys that you look up to and you find out they were doing something they weren't supposed to, I think it's disheartening"