Has a hell of a knuckle puck too.

True story: my last name starts with a small d. There were two other people with my first name in grade 9 homeroom so the teacher is calling out names and gets to me (alphabetically before the other guy) and calls it out followed by “...with the small d!”. And so I went through high school with everything thinking I…

I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the Jays/Dodgers and Padres/Brewers have the same uniforms.

Pretty timid nightmare tbh

Everyday seems to provide more evidence that McGregor is likely to kick the shit out of Mayweather. Literally, of course. Anyone know where I can make that bet? Need to get on it before the odds drop.

Must be run by a bunch of Kevin’s who are like “why waste time say lot words when less words do trick”

Super mundane but why is it that the caption on the MLB network video is “Must C”? Why can’t it be “see”? Am I missing something?

I’m envisioning a lot of front end engine slappers and three wheeling in the corners. I want one.

Hard to believe rear mounted external air bags never took off.

This is even better when you cue the video up with audio of The Archer’s and clap along for the whole ride whilst relaxing in a high wing back chair and having a nice cup of tea.

MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I really like this comment.

My hope, as a lover of all things absurd, is that LeBron has an 80 percent usage rate next season and puts up gawdy wilt numbers over the regular season. Something like 50-20-20. There will be Russ-style hype but everyone will be like “oh well it’s LeBron and we know he’s the best”. 

Crowds are gone and never coming back because they don’t hand out any free beer or darts or chew anymore. Give the poors a deck of Winston’s and you keep them talking for the rest of the week. Candy for kids and cellphones just don’t have the same marketability I guess.

“Gavin? Sorry to tell ya this but we found your car eh. It’s perfectly fine. We provided some devices so that this don’t happen again okay? Again, really sorry to put you through all this, next time use the green P near the Tim’s to help a lot of us avoid confusion.”

My reaction to everything I have read and seen in this post is “cocaine”, particularly how team garbage can probably came about their uniform design. And team machete guy’s uniforms for that matter too.

I’m rlly hppy fr ths guy and srsly ppl we shld go eas on him. Like, he mst hv made like 1000s of $$’s doing vines. And now he mks 10s of 1000s doing vids. He’s tryn rlly hrd. He’s mvng 👆 in the world. I mean, OH to LA who wldnt wnt tht?? It’s not his fault that the Dsire to do ne-thing prdctv in ciety d’nt get pssed…

This is so spot on. It’s also the reason why I don’t game online anymore.

I bought an 89 Ford Ranger XLT from a neighbour for $1 in high school (2005ish?). Had 85k on it. Drivers side door was bent backwards because the gentleman who owned it had a drinking habit and forgot it was open when he was backing out of the garage. Otherwise really good condition, cruise control and a/c still…

Someone more talented then I should photoshop some photos where Dana White’s lurking head is in the background. Start with stock photos of religious events involving kids and roll from there.

Guess we can’t blame refs for jumping in to early since they’re just following the leader.