Jesus Christ. I think this is kinda sad. Hard work pays off and challenges should be a part of the work you do. This is so devoted to finding people “jobs“ that it seems to disregard the fact that people should look for careers.

Shouldnt this be filed to Trolololololmets?

Glad to see a legend. I thought those were pince-nez glasses.

The explosion is clearly gold and the sky is white. How is that not obvious

Allow me to paraphrase for speed reading:

The woman is probably receiving some great merchandise from MLB, starting with a warning letter to pick up the pace.

Aramark is the same company that makes prison food and the sorry-ass elementary school lunches.

Black bears really shouldn’t drink that much blue curacao but at least wildlife trackers will have no problem tracking it down

Maldonado: I don’t wanna go back out!

Not the same but obligatory.

Pfffft if the turf wasn’t so slow, this would be a non-story

THIS IS ALL TATARS FAULT IF HE COULD HAVE JUST BARRIED THE BISCUIT THEN FRANZEN WOULD STILL BE PLAYING BUT FRANZEN IS A PUSSY ANYWAYS

Ugh not what I wanted to read. Going to be putting my 2004 SEL on the road with a for sale sign pretty soon. Mind you, it has 125k KM and I'm targeting the same price in CDN dollars so maybe I'll have a bit more luck.

This ball would have been way outta the park if the turf wasn’t so damn slow

I was at this game. Best hit of the night, hands down.

Pic from 2010? Yeah, no.

Darnell is now my favourite Raptor:

Does Coco Crisp know how voyeurism works?

The NFL, man.

I'm late, but its always fun to see Scotty 2 Hotty get destroyed.