and they lived happily ever after.

I routinely hear..."If only these criminals could put that genius to good use". There are many instances when that is true. This isn't one of those instances.

i need a flow and a pie chart to understand this

From "Pour yourself some tea." the storytelling had me hooked. Great narrative!

What about the mermens? This is mersandry.

I dunno....just saw a movie that makes me think they're NOT better than Mrs. Dash.

Dash will never be in Arquette's position as an award winner so her weighing in is like a mermaid telling me how to walk to work.

Maybe you're looking for PA to say something wrong because you called her out for not being witty to some rando telemodel on the red carpet and then she turned around and made this awesome speech. It seems pretty obvious at this point that she had other things on her mind than amusing the public on the way in.

Know what else I'm being? Correct.

So he outright ripped off an old, famous image he'd seen online?

Hi. You're being an asshole.

No it probably smells like baby diarrhea and baby throw up.

'Half Blood Prince'

I bet Ariana Grande's fragrance smells like baby powder and milk.

Emma, this isn't the Harry we had in mind.

With my luck, I'd pull out the gun and he'd be all...

It's like your lack of interest is never a HIM problem, it's always a YOU problem.

Considering I've had a guy fucking following me on my commute home for the past week and a half (and has now shown up twice on my morning commute) I really, really hate this "evolutionary adaptation." Smiling at you once is not an invitation to stalk me, creeper.