Others replied that I was being a dick for not thinking it was funny.

You're not being a dick because it's not funny or clever.

It’s really annoying when you point out something is offensive and people get all defensive and say the world is getting too PC and you need to get a sense of humor. In what world is rape funny? I can’t find one single aspect of rape humourous. People suck.

That’s a hell of a piece of writing, Stassa.

Really fantastic article!

Maybe the rental mom will guilt-trip you to call your real mom more?

Authenticity check:

So now the state will appeal and the “small government, lower taxes” conservatives can waste even more time and tax money on a fight they won’t win.

Gasoline may be for poors, but hydrogen is for people who don’t understand the laws of conservation of energy.

Gasoline: totally not dangerous

I just think anyone who hears “Please don’t do that it makes me uncomfortable and I don’t like it.” and doesn’t change their behaviour is an asshole.

Leggings will be pants til the day I die

Well that’s the grossest thing I’ve seen today.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

Older people are the worst about it. I hate when they do that thing where they put their hand on your arm the whole time they’re talking to you. UGH.

I come from a family of non-huggers, where strangers feel awkward on our behalf at departures because where others would naturally hug, we don’t. My in-laws decided my family is wrong! Wrong, dammit, and it makes THEM uncomfortable to NOT hug me, so why should MY discomfort trump THEIRS?!

ugh, forced hugs and the forced kisses from older relatives are the worst.

I am *not* a hugger, but my mom is one of those people who feels like if you refuse to hug her you are rejecting her and her love and obviously you hate her. My brother isn’t a hugger either but we’ve kind of accepted that a few times a year, we have to hug my mom to appease her and just deal with it.

Hug toll is the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard. It’s just like that guy in high school who’d always be like “what? I don’t get a hug?”