That, and everyone knows condoms aren't 100% effective. The only real, true way to keep him from being born is to teach his parents abstinence-only education, because it is 100% foolproof.

My great-aunt, an octogenarian: got a PhD in chemistry (when women weren't encouraged to enter that field); divorced her philandering husband (when divorce wasn't a thing) to live a healthy, community-oriented single life; and teaches Tai-Chi weekly (I'm not as flexible as she is).

My argument is simply that now, we've reached the point where you have wealth that you will never be able to spend. An economist actually crunched the numbers and figured out that for many of the super-rich living today, it would take approximately 300 years for the family to actually SPEND the wealth they have now…

So this is more or less just emails with constituents, right? I just poked around on his website and it's all batshit emails from Florida residents and Jeb's one word responses. I don't think this is the type of "transparency" people care about, but ok.

the woman added. Ones about "illegal immigrants," however, embarrassed her. "My feelings have changed on that subject and I wold hate to unduly upset anyone," she said.

Bushes come and go out of fashion.

Also today on Gizmodo, we have news of some researcher who published 10 million real names and passwords: http://gizmodo.com/a-researcher-j…

Such a good headline. Basically an Onion headline, and I mean that in the best possible way.

"I emailed Governor Bush when the state was going through the initial insurance crisis," one woman, whose AOL email address was among those in the database, told the Daily Dot.

Ugh, seriously. I mean, congrats to him and all, he's the new Adele, etc., but I still find him insufferable.

This is the same logic white people use when explaining their use of the n word. "It's not a word against black people, it's a word against ignorant people!" No. For the most part, when the word is used, it's either used from one black person to another or a non-black person calling black people niggers. You don't get…

Hi, can people stop defending Azealia Banks NOW?

"He added, too, that at the time he'd been under a huge amount of stress heading the IMF"

Great. I'll be seeing that guy come crawling out of my closet, backwards and upside down onto my ceiling in my nightmares for the foreseeable future.

All these years of him trying to shock and awe us. And all it would have taken was a smile.

He looks exactly like my friend Misty when she got super drunk at Grad Night and saw her ex kissing a girl from another school and cried through her mascara and wiped her eyes like "Whatever. I'm fine! Let's go on Space Mountain!" And then she threw up.

Representative from the University of Pittsburgh Class of '03 also invite Princeton Mom to STFU.

Gah, how does she manage to look stunning even with that rage face? I'd look like a cross between a gremlin and a troll.