Don't forget, fucking Scott Walker's going to throw his weasely hat in the ring. God, I hope he doesn't gain any traction.

You're absolutely right. #IamDarrenWilson

Let's be honest here. If he had put 4 or 5 bullets in her he would have been within his rights. After all, he probably thought his life was in danger. She is an anti-police radical. She was making visible an anti-police statement. Also, she could be a Muslim atheist jihadist. There is no evidence of this, but it is…

Guys, I just think he mistook her for a demon. It's a common mistake, y'know?

See, I'm starting to get convinced that even with cameras, the problem officers are just going to keep doing shit with impunity, because they know they won't receive any sort of punishment or consequence.

Next: Taylor Swift trademarks the odd mix of shame and joy that I get when singing along to the "This Sick Beat™" section of "Shake It Off."

sigh.

I know, Brain, but how will we find Lena Dunham, a bulldozer, and 90 pounds of Twizzlers on such short notice?

The more I think about a gender swapped Sex and the City, the more I am intrigued. I'm just picturing a dude obsessed with shoes and his tumultuous relationship with a powerful, wealthy, commitment-phobe lady in a power suit.

The same think we do every night Pinky.

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

Does the fact that I just googled "Ewan McGregor penis" while at work reflect good judgment, or great judgment?

Thank you for posting here. I am sorry so many Jezzies are not better educated on the cycle of domestic violence & the ways in which victims can be manipulated by their abusers.

If women have bodily autonomy, they have power. Many men don't want that. A womans reproductive choice has been tightly controlled by men throughout history, even used as a weapon during wartime. It was only recently with reliable birth control that women have a chance to better themselves. Many men see that as a…

To get a woman to take a pill without spitting it out, you need a doctor to hide it in a fudge brownie first. If that fails, or the woman is on a diet, then the doctor calls in a few orderlies and they hold her down and force the pill into her mouth, then hold her jaws shut until she swallows it. The flailing,…

Christ. I'm so grateful for Molly's right to choose. Children deserve better.

Also: "new Texas State Representative Molly White, who blames abortion for her subsequent years of drug addiction doesn't understand personal responsibility..."

I bet they will want them to keep it at a higher dosage because it will remain more expensive, and it will keep it out of reach of more women. And how, exactly, is it more profitable for doctors to have patients administer the drugs at home? They will still have to go to the doctor to get the pills, no?

That's a good point. They will never be satisfied. Even the situation described in "The Handmaid's Tale" wouldn't be enough.