Thank you, Pope of Humour, you may go back to your ablutions now.

I don't know why, but for some reason I feel like that was intentional.

You do realize you'll have to follow up with this, right?

Oh god, the way that dude says "that slut of yours" makes my fucking skin crawl for SO many reasons. That dude needs to take a first-class ride into the sun.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here but I like it.

For a second I thought that said "Keep A-BRO-tion Legal." That would be a good slogan for the MRAs.

This scares me in the way those Harry Potter jelly beans scared me. I just couldn't try them for fear of getting vomit or snot.

I would totally lose my shit if I saw this IRL... but then the nerd girl in me would be mad that they're not black. Errbody knows those dragon bones are supposed to be black.

I have to go re-read the Book of Revelations. I totally missed that one of the Horsemen would be named Boo Boo.

"WHERE ARE MY..."

This has clearly been in the works for a while now...

Sadly Outside isn't made by Bioware so you actually have to work to develop relationships over long periods of time.

Doctor: I have terrible news, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Tina is very, very ill, with a terrible case of Rhapidosponeliosis.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

He's a vegan firefighter who saved a kitten. He is the perfect man.

My roommate and I were JUST having this discussion. He's said through his attorney that he plans on carrying a gun around. Since he's proven himself to be an unstable person likely to use a gun against 911 operators' instructions, wouldn't a person who had a gun and saw George Zimmerman have a right to feel threatened…

It upsets me that people say they're being cruel to the kitten by putting her in the outfits. They put her in them to feed her so she doesn't struggle and hurt herself by pulling out the catheter and she needs to eat. She's not on a hunger strike at Gitmo, she's an injured little kitten that needs to be fed. Many…

This is what I needed this morning.

Gots ta get me some TWINKIES!