I didn't say it wasn't.

The microwave part makes me so sad ;o; put a bit of butter in a pan and grill it!!!

That was my thing. He gave that little girl valuable advice. I don't understand the hate.

What gets me about this is that a bunch of people had him in a bathtub and *didn't* hold his head under water until he stopped thrashing. I mean, WTF?

Hold up. Harry Styles is spot on. When it comes to boyfriends (if you're into that kind of thing) supportive is definitely a want. Why so much caps lock yelling?

#whitegirls

lol okay, sure. If your bro is letting his 6 yr old and 5 yr old on FB, that seems way worse tbh.

I don't know your brother, so I really don't care about him. But, this is what really clued me in to you being a judgey dork: "Sorry, but you can't say "oh poor goths - they're getting demonized and it isn't their fault",…

I'm a 30-y-o gothy parent of a teenage girl. I've been frothing over this ridiculous bullshit for years. I don't need to grow up: I am a fucking grown-up. My husband and I adult perfectly well. Our house is filled with dragons, skulls, fairies, fantasy art, antique silver pieces, and carnival masks. Is that silly to…

lulz @ u

I sort of thought you were joking, but looks like not. I always carried sunscreen on school trips. The teachers required all of us to put it on at certain intervals. All. You didn't get to go on the trip without your hat and hour sunscreen. And being one of the more bullied kids at school, my sunscreen was definitely…

You are a fucked up person. Or just an incredible worry wart.

implying they just had sex, etc

You can do that with anything. When I was a kid someone brought a spicy pepper to school, got the go-to-pick-on kid to eat it, and then the kid wiped his watering eyes with his fingers and, of course, ended up with stinging eyes.

As a teacher in an underfunded school district I can answer this: REALLY WELL! No teacher would bring children on a field trip if they can't adequately supervise them. Also, bullies are very obvious and I don't use race, class, and gender when assessing this. A bully is a bully no matter their "classifications."

This is why I think schools should also ban Elmer's Glue. And milk. And water. Can you imagine what bullies might do if they had access to water? Make you drink it til you threw up, put it on your clothes to imply you peed your pants, etc.

Someone please think of the children!

Hey... wanna go dancing? XD

I know he's only 9 ... and I bet the keyboard had something to do with it ... but I didn't think that was super impressive. His fingers were tripping all over themselves. Being a musician doesn't mean you just play a bunch of notes really fast. He could have picked something else and killed it (he has the 'tude,…

I dig your contributions to these parts Mark, and normally a little slip here or there doesn't bother me but good thor man, re-read before you publish.

Me too. I had to flip through my dictionary for a minute before what Mark said sounded like a positive thing.

I really don't want to have sex in my kitchen. The tile is hard, it's in the middle of the house, unsexy lighting.