REALLY? I wish I could star this a million times. That is crucially important info!

CVS has a no questions asked return policy on makeup! I'm returned more than one used lipstick because I didn't like the color once I tried it.

oh, you bet ill do my best to make it a thing!

Can we please make that a thing?

Was?

Exactly, I exclusively do my own nails as well unless there is something fancy I want that is beyond my capabilities...I am decent at painting my nails and for the price of a pro mani I can buy 2 bottles of good polish that I can use over an over again. That person must've broken a nail today or something yeesh.

Um, actually, I have never had my fingernails professionally done. So way to be a snarky bitch.

This was at a private conference, but I find your idea interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Oh my gawd that tea pot. It looks like you'd catch something out of it. Dysentery. That is the teapot they drank out of on the Oregon Trail.

...I've never been to a nail salon that did this, had never heard of this method before, and I definitely needed this info. I really don't think "nail art techniques" fall into the category of obvious knowledge.

I actually did not know this, crankypants.

You know what? I never have been to a salon because it always seemed like a waste of money — money I don't have. Money I don't need to spend because I generally have good nails. Money I'd rather spend on an inexpensive bottle of polish here and there, some of which occasionally has glitter. I'm glad for alter_ego's…

BURN.

wow, fuck you. A couple people in the comments have already mentioned how much trouble they have getting glitter nail polish off, and while I've been to nail salons, they've never taken my nail polish off like that before.

I... I don't understand this reaction. It's perfectly understandable that someone would want to say "I wasn't actually trying to portray a stereotype because I was ignorant of that stereotype." It makes total sense that someone would want to indicate "No, I am not intentionally making a joke of how these people have…

If this is your honest, educated opinion maybe teaching isn't for you.

Given the recent "Grilled Cheese Sandwich" article and the ensuing discussion, might I inquire whether you mean "hot dog" sandwich or hot "dog sandwich?" Just so that we can eliminate the confusion up front.

The angriest part of the world would like to have a word or two with you.

This is a really great recipe, Albert, but I make a few changes when I make it. First, I use avocados instead of chickpeas, and then I also make guacamole instead of hummus.

Why does it seem like every day we have to explain to people what Dirt Bag is? It's such an easy target for people to feel superior to.