Oh, Empire Records! Still one of my top 5 movies! "What's with today, today?"

Oh man, I still love this soundtrack!

GUEST STAR B.D. WONG RETURNS

I was a fan since his terrestrial radio days and have had a subscription with Sirius since he switched over to satellite. His interviews are the best. The Billy Joel Town Hall was amazing. His birthday party was unbelievable. And I don't care what anyone says, I have never been offended by his gross humor. I love when…

Another woman asked me a few days ago how I can listen to him when he's "such a pig." Had to nicely set her straight.

They hate him for things he did 20 years ago or think he does. There isn't a better interviewer anywhere on radio or TV. His whole interview with Anderson Cooper is worth a listen. You can find a ton of them on Youtube.

I've been a huge fan of Stern's for years. I keep it on the down low because I cannot stand people who never listen to him give me their opinion about how much they hate him.

It really was, wasn't it? I had forgotten about and caught the first replay that afternoon. Melissa Etheridge doing "Only the Good Die Young" gave me shivers.

His town hall with Billy Joel on Monday was amazing.

You don't do Howard Stern if you're going to "no comment" a question.

People like to shit on Howard, but I think he is a great interviewer. I found his Franco interview to be perfect while working on a boring-ass work project. Bababooey!

That's it. Outside.

She had me at "Jon Taffer."

yeah the important thing here is to find a loose woman to condemn, because it is 1663

This is like the time my friends Portia Birthabortion and Gabe Oyscouttroopleader were excommunicated from the Baptist church.

I've been doing this for the last 20 years. I would've mentioned it earlier but I thought it was common knowledge and everyone was doing it.

I think this sums up my thoughts at this moment:

Dat little Amish boy is making my ovaries explode...