Oh my fucking god, right?! THIS IS JUST COLOR-CORRECTION. JESUS CHRIST.

Color correction really isn't that big of a deal.

I don't know what your finances are like, but maybe check out your local community college and see if they have courses in that language? They might even have evening classes if you have a full time job.

I never thought I'd say this (because I'm one of the few not rooting for her to regain her career) but this genuinely made me feel sorry for Lindsay. There is nothing more embarrassing than having your card declined.

Run...don't walk.

I believe you already are aware of the deep pit you are already in. I would step back and make it clear that financial responsibility is imperative, and that if she isn't going to show financial maturity, then your relationship needs to take a break. You said it yourself: if you marry her, you also marry her debt.

It's all the rage in the capital.

I was the same! "Okay this is one of those horseshit fancy versions of something...where's the gold... where's the gold flakes..where's the OH THERE WE FUCKING GO."

BRING ME ALL THE BREAD AND CHEESE TOMATO SOUP BOMBS YOU HAVE.

I asked her if it was a family name or a combination of names and she got super defensive. I think she knows it's stupid.

My mother named her cat Khaleesi. When she got really fat my mother changed the cat's name to Kolossi.

'Cannabis psychosis' has been pretty well studied and reported in medical literature. The psychiatrists I work with describe it as psychosis on the schizophrenia spectrum that may or may not resolve with cessation of marijuana. Normally seen in people with a family history of mental illness, so the big question is…

Serious question: have you ever watched 16 and Pregnant? It does not glamorize teenage pregnancy. Also, there as been at least one study on the relationship between 16 and Pregnant and teen pregnancy rates here. The study found that the show was correlated with a drop in teen pregnancy rates.

Don't assume you know me.

I'm starting sex ed early. My son isn't yet four and I've been reading him a kid-geared facts of life book called "Who Made Me." (I censor out all the God parts, and hedge all the wedding prereqs by say that sometimes the moms & dads get married, but not always). I figure if I start young and frequently, it won't be…

You seem pleasant.

It's be even better if they jumped in a shark.

And on Oedipus the King: "The incest part and stuff bummed me out." :(

Maybe because a politician getting busted for plain corruption and gun trafficking doesn't exactly scream "women's issues," while a "family values" anti-choice politician does?