Have you tried calling it "egg pie"? Weirdly, I know a lot of men (southern men) who are like "UGH QUICHE" but as soon as I made "tomato egg pie" (tomato and cheddar quiche) they were like "OH this is good!"

But the woman apparently made it everyone's business by telling everyone her husband eats like he's five.

Maybe his wife should stop telling her about it all the time, thus making it her business.

When my (future) husband first asked me out, and asked if there was a particular kind of restaraunt I liked, I had to lay it out to him:

My former coworkers in a more rural area than I work in now could not believe my husband would eat quiche or spinach artichoke dip (I would bring these things to work potlucks). Granted, there were a lot of cultural differences despite being 30 or so minutes away from the state capitol, but it was very odd. The men I…

It is considered immature or shallow to seriously weight in romantic prospects whether you like the same bands, or movies, or TV shows, or vacations, or food.

"Republicans quietly tap lobbyists..."

I'm a pro choice Democrat but I feel like your sentiment is disingenuous. Republicans honestly believe that abortions are murdering children. They don't view it in the same light you do. No Republican thinks "Well I agree fetuses aren't children but it just makes me so mad that women want control over their own…

Buddy of mine made the mistake of being the first guy to pass out at a party filled with assholes. One of these assholes had a tattoo gun and used it to make a small blue dot on his lip.

Not mine but good. My brother got a GIANT "Established 1986" across his upper-back between his shoulder blades. Then, in 2006 he was drinking whisky, took off his shirt and was wandering around a parking lot with his whisky bottle. So he see's a a cop and thinks he'd better scram so he turns to walk away and....…

Wait, seriously, i'm the only one to post a photo? Come on people!

Oh man. One of my friends in high school got this bootleg-as-fuck skull and crossbones tattoo on his back in some dudes basement. It was like the Ecce Homo Fresco botch-job of skull and crossbones tattoos. He was embarrassed of it (after a few YEARS) and would get super pissed when any of us would bring it up. He and…

Posting this was like breaking the bottle of champagne over a yacht. Let the geeky commentary commence!

No. I really want actors I like to stop making Woody Allen movies.

The no poo method is BOLLOCKS.

I would lounge all over that. In a caftan. With some wine! AND BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS!

That is the most Maine paragraph I've ever read.

I kinda want Olivia to realize that Fitz is full of baloney, realize Mellie is the real deal and the two of them ride off into the sunset together. If I weren't writing Moonlighting fan fiction right now, I'd be writing that.

I shook hands with Antonin Scalia a couple decades ago. I started losing my hair not long after that.