Shirley Manson?

I was thinking a Saturday, so you'd have Sunday to recover from the degradation.

Then it's decision time: I know shit's about to get weird, and I have to decide if it's going to be worth it to hear exactly where he's going with this, or if I need to make a break for it.

WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSED MINDED TO NOT GO HOME WITH A DEGRADING STRANGER IN A FOOD COURT ON A WEDNESDAY?

It was not a Halloween costume and I lived in an urban area and had only seen women dressed this way in history books, so this was definitely different.

The woman leans in and says, "Let me ask you a question, do you like music?"

Re: Human Barbie

"I feel weird when I get a pedicure without shaving my legs because I feel like she's judging me."

Ha! Present it.

The Moon!

Agreed. I went there several years ago. Beautiful location, sub-par food.

Yes! God, men are so stupid.

Most times I ignore them because you never know if they're the crazy violent type. But, sometimes, when random guys tell me to smile, I tell them "my [insert some type of relative here] is dead." But, this all usually happens when I walk by a certain public park and there's lots of people around so it's relatively…

One time a dude was like, "Wanna see my dick?" and I was like "Yes, please" and I stood there waiting. And he eventually walked away. I'm not quite sure what I would have done if he had whipped it out. Probably laughed and made a joke.

I just Googled this and.. Avril Lavigne married the guy from Nickelback??? Well, hell.

How about trade? You take Justin Bieber, we'll take .. someone from Degrassi.

Justin Bieber has been fined $11.5K for skipping a deposition to party in Miami.

*looks around*

Yessss.