Ha! I just did this in my office. I'm also slender and couldn't figure it out.

SCOTCH. SCOTCH. SCOTCH.

VODDDDDDDDDDKA! It's so versatile.

I think it's hilarious that the new rules banned JERSEYS and ATHLETIC SHORTS.

The shop is in the mall and the ATM is outside it (it's 24/7).

Seriously though, Atlanta is great (do not leave the perimeter).

We have great bridges to jump off!

Aw. It's blank! Was it a gif?

You live in Pittsburgh?

Hm. What about .... *thinks* ... well, we have ... look, man, at least our apartments and houses aren't a gazillion dollars.

Go Dawgs.

FYI: Atlanta has one at Lenox.

Pete Kelly only has three children. I WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT HOW HE'S ONLY HAD SEX WITH HIS WIFE LIKE THREE TO TEN TIMES.

WE WANT TO SEE DICKS. No, no, not that dick pic you sent me on your iPhone that looked blurry and possibly misshapen.

"I'm not here to be fair and make friends, I'm here to see dicks."

Yeah, Shay Mitchell's parents (Emily Field's parents) are Filipino.

I thought Happy Endings was canceled?

Co-signed.

"ALL Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS ARE DRUNK!"

Also, under eye concealer, I'm pretty sure.