THAT is what always drives me crazy. "JESUS SAID WE DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW THOSE LAWS!" Except those evangelicals totally enforce shit from the Old Testament.

Jesus is always shown as having long hair. Is long hair mandated for the boys? I'm just curious about these "biblical standards."

"We have about 50 different styles, do you a color preference or do you want something with the athletic logo or...?" "No, just one with the school name."

While there are some bad public defenders out there, most are good, hard-working attorneys who care a lot.

"We, the kitchen workers, touch your food. We touch it like crazy."

Surgeons wear gloves to protect themselves from the person being operated on, not the other way around (i.e, bodily fluids).

I also worked in my college bookstore and co-sign the HA HA DISCOUNT comments.

I agree that bacon is over done, but this non-Southerner will only eat greens cooked in bacon.

I sort of wonder if the potato chip question is distinguishing between potato chips out of a bag and those restaurant-made potato chips were might be greasy and not as good.

Yeah, practically all the vegetables in Atlanta are cooked in bacon, so watch out!

Also! Charla. She's turned into one of the mean girls!

The first season of Paradise Hotel was hands-down the best season of trashy reality television.

What if it's just a picture of the balcony and the beach and not your face? Is it ok then?

I definitely think Oliva makes some bad personal life decisions and it's a little infuriating.

This is how I feel about Vampire Diaries. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ELENA even though she's the central figure. And WHY did they kill off the one interesting person - Katherine?

Congrats on the new job!

Responding late, but I'm 2.5 years into a job where I fluctuate between "This job is ok. I like getting paid." and "FUCK everyone that works here. God, it sucks!!!!!"

Playing this out. Vodka should beat Jagerbomb. Vodka should then beat brandy. Scotch should beat Southern Comfort and then it's time for ... VODKA v. SCOTCH.

Yep. Free drinks = larger tip.

While Kim doesn't "brag" about her roots, she does mention them.