THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

Southern Comfort is gross. It's only redeeming quality is that it's good in Egg Nog.

Are you serious? You were leggings every time because someone may feel envious?

There are probably about 8 episodes.

Yep. If I made a weeks worth of chunky soup for lunch, how am I supposed to heat it at work without a microwave?

Forgetting to take out the trash is a silly comparison, sure, but no one has successfully explained to me why sexual fidelity needs to be prized over, say, financial fidelity.

A premium Scotch, on the other hand? Like sex with a Viking (of your preferred gender).

I did a search for Bollywood gifs and now I want to see this movie.

SCOTCH! SCOTCH!

According to this website - http://www.indiansareasian.com - the answer is yes.

SCOTCH! SCOTCH!

SCOTCH! SCOTCH! SCOTCH!

Yeah, I haven't read them and should stop assuming that wildly popular means good.

"The trick for me was to kinda stop giving a fuck about everything. Just let all the slide off you like water on a duck's ass. Being depressed beyond belief gives you sort of a jump start there, though."

The first Hunger Games book was really fantastic. The second and third were ok. Which is typical of trilogies a lot of times.

And 25-year-old Victoria Roth, who wrote the bestsellingDivergent trilogy

Mmm. Barbeque. There is a glorious Korean BBQ place that opened up with the most amazing mac and cheese.

You should become an Ambassador if you aren't already. They send you cool gifts at Christmas.

For real. Vicodin is awesome.