Throwing down ain't nothing but a thing.

Scotch better beat Long Island Ice Tea in the first round.

Aw, Matt. He said they didn't make it. Did he really have to clarify that they died?

Agreed! He's awesome. But this show is titled Selfie! It is not going to stick around.

Me too! I'm like, "Wait. When did he get to be .. [looks up his age] .. 38??"

Oh, it's not your fault. I responded to him first - not my finest hour. I couldn't actually tell whether he was trolling or not and I went with low-hanging fruit.

So, are we not allowed to dismiss trolls around here? Because I'd really like to just shut this whole thing down now.

"It's about gaining the respect of your collaborators in such a way that they gladly do what you ask."

Yeah, I was always self-conscious about it, but I think it was also worse for my brother. He used to drink protein shakes in high school like they were going out of style.

It seems like you ended up agreeing me with me - "Bossy people get things done." Perhaps there wouldn't resentment and nagging if the employees would just do the task the first time the boss asked.

Bossy people get shit done.

Good point!

I wondered the same thing.

Same here. But, man, some people hate that answer.

For some reason, I read Darren Sharper as Doug Stamper. Fitting!

Weird. I had sex at 16 and I felt like the only virgin in high school. (I don't regret it because he was super cool and awesome.) But, huh, it's interesting how the people around you influence you.

Good catch!

Agreed. At the end of the clip, he mimics exactly what she says. Mom: "I'm done arguing with you." Kid: "I'm done arguing with you.""

Him: "That's really emasculating."

I sort of wish Simmons had asked O'Reilly whether he was jealous that his own wife won't have sex with him in the back of a limousine.