I just looked and I use a claw clip and not a banana clip, so I think (??) I'm in the clear. Seriously though, I'm a grown woman and I need to get it together. Thanks for the pinterest link!

Serious question. How can I put my hair up in neither a banana clip nor a pony tail? Tell me! I need hair advice.

"while wearing Halloween colors and jewelry that was rejected by a cash-for-gold business"

"I'm lazy and I hate physical exercise"

Ugh. Those comments. People need to shut the fuck up about others' weight.

"Shut up and eat your salad leaves, asshole, I never judged your appearance or eating habits, neither when you were fat nor thin. I'm sorry you miss french fries, but it's not my fault that they make you fat and have no effect on me. You can take your judgemental, concern-trolling ass elsewhere."

Huh. Since my Dad has only has skin cancer on parts that see the sun (arm, leg, nose), I assumed this was true. Daaaaaaaaaaamn.

It was after the cat attacked a baby. Defense of others!

Co-fucking-signed.

I'm currently wearing a rubber band, but a scrunchie would be much better, so I guess I'm pro-scrunchie at work when you just need to pull your hair back.

"I'd say she's just not well-spoken but what's going on inside her head is all right."

Agreed.

Exactly. It's like people don't understand time or math around here.

"She stole a grapefruit off a neighbor's tree and wouldn't let me have it — carried it all the way home."

Ha! My dog is like .. raw fresh pumpkin? YES. Strawberry? GTFO with this! She hates all fruits.

Law school is the worst. Sending good vibes your way.

Exactly what I thought!

Zing! A+ for Dani gif.

Agreed. The two friends I have who have had home births are more the crunchy granola types who think big hospitals are lacking in actual care for the mother, but absolutely believe in vaccines.

If you add in actors/singers with previous dance experience, that number rises to nine.