I know, right? I need to start lifting, bro.

Yes.

"Even Tombstone."

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2013/07/10/die…

Science!

Diet Coke fucks with your blood sugar levels.

I was mad when he did it, but honestly, she was better off without him. Ugh.

Can we just go ahead and legalize marijuana in the other 48 states?

YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE? Marriage is NOT about love.

Yes! I loved Anya. And man, I'm glad Xander left her at the alter because he did not appreciate her.

I love the stick figure images!

My 55lb lab thanks you for this information!

Co-fucking-signed.

Ugh, me too. I was like, "Oh, an HOA! That's nice.." Except when your HOA is full of assholes who want to regulate your welcome mat. REAL LIFE EXAMPLE. So, no HOAs in the future. Except I think they're hard to avoid in condos.

I think Jezebel is intentionally obtuse when it comes to SI.

Yeah, this is definitely true. I'm low on FUCK YOU cash.

Well, I never said anything about municipalities. My natural gas company is private.

Yeah, I'd have to move to do this. My HOA does not currently allow solar panels** and I'd have to do some re-wiring. Let me know when the housing market rebounds!

This lady is (sort of?) living my dream. If there was a way to say FUCK YOU to Georgia's natural gas companies, I would. I use $20 worth of gas and they charge me $30 for the privilege.