It already happened, it was called the 90's.

My wife and I lived in rural-rural China for a year right after college and couple things lead to our screw-up;

Pro tip: When filling a pie crust, stop when you get to the top! :p

They do it to show they just don’t care

As someone trying to live a feminist lifestyle, I avoid the c-word, almost as scrupulously as I avoid the n-word.

If you react any way other than a polite, “Excuse me but my drink is wrong. I ordered that non-alcoholic version” than you’re an asshole. Mistakes sometimes happen and they aren’t worth the “I would be very angry” card to be played.

This baby is ruined. Throw it away and start over.

So the real zombies were the friends we made along the way?

THE MONSTERS ARE US or whatever

“What do you do with André the Giant when he’s passed out drunk?”

Yup. Even in the fanciest of restaurants your meal is being cooked by some schmuck who hates the chef and can’t wait for him to die.

I dumped that show after the season premiere with Negan. It gave me nothing. Haven’t turned it on since then.

I stopped last season and felt like I got my life back! They just drag it out soooo much more than it needs. I don’t need an entire hour dedicated to a character’s backstory who isn’t that important. Also there were WAY too many “main” characters by the end. Glad I’m done. But you will need to pry Game Of Thrones from…

I felt like a lot of interesting shit happened, and then instead of finding new interesting shit to happen, they just kept repeating the same shit that had already happened, just with different people. It’s one thing in S2 to be like “The point is that the HUMANS are the real walking dead!”, but for the show to still…

I had to be the only black person in America who didn’t celebrate when OJ was acquitted. All I saw was a domestic abuser who finally killed his victim and that’s something too many men get away regardless of race.

“But now that O.J. has hypothetically confessed on national television, I understand how you feel that our system shouldn’t let an unrepentant killer walk around white women all willy-nilly. He may have been found not guilty in a court of law, but that doesn’t mean he is innocent. What if he’s triggered by a different…

I’m convinced Putin is behind this whole thing as a gambit to try and save his puppet from being removed from office.

This thread is excellent. And I didn’t know that about Gary Oldman :(

With the huge caveat that I fully expect a very tight Super Bowl that the Pats may well lose because the Eagles are a fucking excellent team

I’ll listen to criticism about my child’s behavior up until the point they call him/her a pissant. After that its less listening and more telling that person to fuck off.