Magary really is a twat.

I second this. As a DC sports fan (fuck me) I would rather shave my sack with a cheese grater than cheer for anything Philadelphia. I hope Brady gets #6 and the the city of brotherly twats burns down from the self loathing and anger.

38-7 with 10:30 left to go in the fourth. Magary is fucking whimpering on the floor at this point. Although I’m sort of bummed because the amount of glee I’d get from the Pats crushing the Vikes would have been nothing short of amazing.

So, two more inches than normal.

I really thought we were going to lose that game, and they pulled it out. It would be nice if DS could talk about Amendola’s catch at the back of the end, or The Swat. I don’t expect it, but it would be nice. But they are too committed to the bit. The writers and the commenters compete to pour on as much hyperbolic…

you’re mistaken - there is a god & she loves tom brady.

Any true Pats fan has a grudging respect for the Giants for beating my team in 2 SBs. It sucked to watch, but the consolation was always the better team won.

I hate the Patriots but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I root for the Eagles over them in the Super Bowl.

Hey! I’m a Pats fan who is ELATED that the Jags lost, but The Good Place is an objectively AMAZING show.

At this point, being neutral toward the Patroits is like be an undecided voter on Halloween 2016. I’m sure those people exist, I’m just not sure who the hell they are.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

I had just started seeing a girl like two weeks before this game. Our relationship was still pretty new, so we were still feeling each other out. Thanksgiving was the first time we wouldn’t be in the same city, so it was our first time doing the “oh let’s just text when we get time” thing. who knows how that shakes…

Oh no, were you on it?

Right, because one of the best comfort foods in the world is Manhattan Clam Stew-not-a-Chowder in a bread bowl, says nobody.

Whatever you believe about the circumstances of Halladay’s death, and what it means for the family he left behind, there are ways, and times to say the same things without being a giant asshole. It’s like yelling at a mom at her sons’ funeral that he shouldn’t have done so much heroin. There’s a place and time for…

You’ve seen some shit.

My dream is an elevated highway over Connecticut. It would be three lanes, each side, no trucks/trailers/campers/rvs. There would be one exit in Hartford. There would be one rest area north of Hartford and one rest area south of Hartford, and that’s it. A straight Mass to New York highway. Minimum speed limit would be…

Dany is totally going to stab Jon. They’ve already hinted that the Lord of Light only temporarily resurrected him so that he can serve his purpose in the Great War. Jon and Beric aren’t meant to survive past that. Jon’s role is to get stabbed by Dany to create Lightbringer, because she’s the Prince(ss) Who Was…

Who better to grab a sword from fire than the unburnt?

I’ve seen and experienced things that go beyond houses making strange sounds and things that would defy your logic.