Bingo. Casual fan here and those other 4 don't exist even for me.

Did they lose the RIGHT way?

Oh my god you were serious.

I may or not be ashamed to admit I was obsessed, like, modern teenage girl One Direction obsessed, with The Lost Boys when I was 15.

Ha! Yup. That sounds about right.

Pecan pie is my favorite so I’ll be trying these.

Not true. I’m a Pats fan and I think this is great. Legitimate hilarity reading him getting all worked up.

Edit: I swear to everything holy I hope we get caught cheating again and win another Superbowl so I can watch all you hipsters fucking melt.

You fucking dirty cheating lying scumbag racist asswipe fuckface toilet people.

Pats fan here. I see that stupid missed INT by Samuel and the last minute TD in the SB against the Giants (Eli was in the grasp, goddammit) after the 2007 season every time someone brings up that season. 18 in a row ain’t bad tho.

There’s a funny but interesting article about this (yes, it’s on Cracked, no comments please) about time travel that talks about all the shit you encounter if you started screwing around with time travel.

Fruit loop.

This is great. I forgot about this one....

I can’t hide it any more. I’ve been watching this show all season and I only have a vague notion of what’s going on.

I lasted until Achtung Baby. I still like their early stuff and I would go see them again to hear them play those songs. But Bono has been embarrassing himself for a long time now.

I can attest to this. I slept on my stomach my whole life and now I have messed up the c-curvature in my neck. It's more serpentine now.

I fucking love bears.

Nobody said these guys were smart. Some are, some aren’t.

I didn't even get to the fifth paragraph. Thanks for not making me feel so stupid.

Chiming in to say the headline made me laugh out loud. Bravo.