You should have seen the punishments some fans called for the Patriots to take.

It was the Indianapolis, not the Arizona. I think the Arizona sunk in Pearl Harbor.

I haven’t spoken to her in years. Just lost touch although we’re Facebook friends. I just rarely go on Facebook.

I planned a cruise with my roommate. It was my first big girl trip paid for all by myself, was about 25. We planned months in advance. The first 2 days were great. Day 3, lying on the beach in Grand Cayman, a searing pain in my right flank started. It got worse and worse to the point I had to drag my friend out of the…

I’m starting to hate the word “problematic “.

Already followed her. I can’t imagine how difficult this must have been.

And I'm sorry, but look at her face in that picture. It's a cross between adoration and constipation.

Example of hard hitting questions Megyn will ask:

No. Your memory is definitely suspect. You could not pick it up.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I hate spiders so much I can’t even kill them. Thought of those bulbous butt parts squirting everywhere....excuse me.... (HORK)...

Awww. I WANT.

I had to put my kitty, Murray, of 17 years down on Feb. 1, so just a few months ago. He was my first pet as an adult, truly mine. I got him a month after I moved out on my own so he was my buddy. I don’t have any other pets. The first few days I came home and he wasn’t at the door to greet me were devastating. I am…

I once accidentally brushed my teeth with Desitin. It was before I had LASIK and I wasn't wearing my glasses or contacts. I saw a tube in the drawer where the toothpaste usually was and went at it.

I just retched. Oh god.

I don't understand this. Why didn't someone post a guard at her house as soon as the guy went missing? What the fuck is a restraining order going to do against someone like that????

How were these found? Was someone rooting around in the trash??

Oh yeah. We’re all dumbasses up here. I just learned the Internets today!!!

As a rabid Pats fan, I’d like to say the idiots who started the crowd fund don't speak for all of us. While I think the punishment is excessive, I’m pretty sure it won’t cause Bob Kraft to have to brown bag it. He doesn't need the help. Oy with these people.

I hope you're only allowed to use spoons.