Aaaaand we’ve entered the “WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN???” phase of this ridiculousness. Its not Tom Brady, Peyton Manning or Aaron Rodgers’ responsibility to teach your brats right from wrong. How about, teach them yourself from a young age that cheating is wrong and then they won’t learn otherwise from anyone else?

Lol. Ok. Good luck with that.

I see what you did there.

Well, you gotta get rid of that thing before 4 hours anyway. Cause then doctors get involved, insurance, it’s a nightmare. I love Tom but he’s not worth that mess.

I have no problem with this statement.

This really is ridiculous. Fine ‘em, dock ‘em a 3rd rounder and move on. Comparing this with Armstrong, Bonds and Arod is a hyperbolic as you can get.

Soundgarden is my all time fav but I love the other two as well.

Yup. I love this hood thing. She looks great.

All this aside, I’m so sick of the riot boners the media pops every night when the curfew draws near.

Mind. Blown.

Ativan and at least 1 Bloody Mary. I’m flying tomorrow.

I can tell you that you need to be more proactive on this ask for growth. I feel this is a teachable moment. Coach him up and loop back with me.

Yeah, the snow farm to table restaurants don’t do so well around here.

Hi neighbor! MedVegas representing here on Deadspin.

No. I had no idea.

No. I had no idea either.

1) I got a kidney stone on a cruise ship. The drugs they gave me for the pain made me violently ill and I spent the last 4 days of the cruise bedridden while the girl I went with had a fabulous time.

Aaaaand here we go. This woman has been reffing football games for a long time, I’m sure she’s heard it all. Does this guy think she’s some delicate flower who doesn’t know what she’s getting into? Thanks, Kevin, but I’m sure she doesn’t need you to come to her rescue.

Oh my GOD. Bitch be lying through her teeth.

I cut out most dairy. I still indulge in ice cream and cheese on occasion but what also makes it difficult is that I have a history of kidney stones so I can't have soy or nuts so no soy or almond milk for me either. So I stick with the real stuff when I do have it. Had rice milk in my coffee today.