The fake meats never really aimed for the “healthier” benchmark. They go for the sustainability and curelty-free angle for these things because they goal is to hit the flavor profile more than the health benefits.

It’s only stupid if it doesn’t work.  That remains to be seen...

$47 per avocado

He’s the type of guy who shits on people and get extra whiney when people throw it back.

He’s the uncle who pushed his nephew off the 9th floor balcony after the nephew came out as gay.

The game looks great, but there’s something about spending $10 on Solitaire that just... doesn’t feel right.

I’m guessing a bunch of cards are going back into manufacturing due to some bad components. Nvidia has been playing PR denying issues with capacitors, but tech reporters are saying that the latest drivers underclock the new cards slightly to mitigate crashing problems.

It’s been like 30 years and game companies can’t agree where Confirm/Cancel needs to go on the controller. Switching between Microsoft and Nintendo systems, I’m CONSTANTLY hitting the wrong buttons for this.

BURN THE HERETIC.

So much waffled spam

Probably more sour if anything, but it’s mostly that you’re not supposed to use anything other than water in a soda stream cause it might foam over.

Why Aerate it when you can SodaStream it? (Don’t do this, it’s probably a bad idea).

What does that even mean?

It’s only defamation if it’s false.

Don’t see anything wrong with the concept, although I do find myself more inclined to... kabob-ing the components onto a skewer or even just a fork to keep it all together.

Header image looks like a Homestuck troll

As a gay man, I can say that I’ve had a lot of questionable things in my mouth and Miracle Whip is among the worst.

Kids also don’t care about Fortnite anymore.  They’ve grown out of it.  Anyone over the age of 15 who makes a Fortnite reference is doomed to be side-eyed by a bunch of judgey 2nd graders.

Cap sneaking into Thor’s room to pull on his hammer.