The problem is that they can’t possibly imagine a child that’s so articulate and educated. They immediately think she’s mind-controlled, exploited, or some kind of actor.

I have a particular hangup about Chicago Dogs, and it has everything to do with how UNNATURALLY GREEN the relish is. Like holy balls, why is it so green? It’s not like... vegetable green. It’s more like... Lime Jello green. Or Neon Green.  Like it emits its own wavelength green.

But companies do that all the time. Russel doesn’t sell their gear at Target. They have deals with Wal-Mart and some sports chains. C9 by Champion and GoodFellow only sell at Target. You can’t find Old Navy clothes in any store other than Old Navy (which is your “first party” analogy).

Really, by selling the license key.

I still prefer updates as opposed to buying a new edition of the game every year.

I wonder how they are reheated?  Maybe they’re like everything else at Pizza Hut, which is that they are better as leftovers.  A few minutes in a toaster oven (or maybe they’ll fit in an air fryer?) will do miracles.

So this just sounds like Twitch is banning women from Twitch. I wonder how many male cosplayers have been banned using the same metrics.

How about we try the industrial approach?

“Most Obviously” doesn’t really work when some people understood it and other people didn’t.

You need like 150 points to get them with a free drink, and I think it’s like $1 per 2 points (not including promotional bonuses)? So one free drink for spending $75.

You need like 150 points to get them with a free drink, and I think it’s like $1 per 2 points (not including promotional bonuses)? So one free drink for spending $75, I don’t think Starbucks is really losing anything here.

Kindred spirit right here.

Are you kidding? There were plenty of news articles about people deleting stuff from their wishlist.

It’s not “people were just stupid” when there were dozens of news articles outlining how confusing the entire sale was. The sale state “most wanted game”, which isn’t exactly clear that it meant the first game on your wish list, while the full explanation was in the fine print somewhere on the page.

Except for the last steam sale, which encouraged a ton of people to literally remove games from their wishlist.

Man, even in furry form he has a very punchable face.

The trick is coordinate and make sure you theme your names together. With enough effort, you’ll land the holy grail of baby names with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle boxed set. Those kids will be the talk of the classroom when they hit kindergarten together. It is your duty as the embarrassing parent, after all.

Especially when that is potentially negligent homicide.

she chased me down asking me why I left a bad tip

That would mean an open admission that Kinja is garbage.